FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO OUR ALL OF THE FANS OF THIS SITE- MATT PEREZ, SUSANNA, DAVID'S GIRLFRIENDS LITTLE BROTHER, AND THE BIZOTIC EPILEPTICS THEMSELVES- FOR ALLOWING IT TO GO UNCHANGED FOR SO LONG. 10% THE FACT I LOST ACCESS TO THE SITE (I HAVE NO IDEA WHY) 30% PERCENT I'M SO LAZY TO FIND OUT WHY, AND 50% THOSE STUPID REPUBLICANS ON CAPITOL HILL. THE OTHER 10% I BLAME ON VARIOUS SOCIETAL ILLS, INTERNET PORN, THE TELEVISION SHOW FREAKS AND GEEKS, TOM HANKS MOVIE NIGHT, CASA DE FRUITA, A TWO HOUR UNO GAME, MY GIRLFRIEND, AND STEVE'S LACK THEREOF.
OTHER THEN THAT THE BAND HAS MADE SOME GROUNDBREAKING PROGRESSIONS: WE PRACTICED TOGETHER- SORT OF.
WE DID GO TO THE DAM DINER TOGETHER, ALMOST ALL OF US, THEN ABOUT A WEEK LATER MATT, STEVE, AND MATT P(SORT OF LIKE THE FIFTH BEATLE OF THE BIZOTIC EPILEPTICS) GOT TOGETHER ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY SO I SUPER COULDN'T COME AND THEY COULD SUPER EXCLUDE ME, THEN PLAYED PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON AND HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN FROM A "GUITAR FOR DUMMIES"-LIKE BOOK STEVE HAS FROM THE SEVENTIES.
OTHER THEN THAT WE REALLY HAVEN'T HAD ANY GROUNDBREAKING PROGRESSIONS. BUT IN MY BOOK, THAT'S A PRACTICE!
MATT'S GIRLFRIEND GAVE HIM A GUITAR WORTH 350 DOLLARS, WHICH ABOUT DOUBLED THE WORTH OF THE BAND (INSTRUMENTS+TALENT) EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS A PRESENT FOR MATT, IT CAN BE CONSIDERED AN INDIRECT INVESTMENT INTO THE BAND.
THE BAND DID MANAGE TO MAKE ITS TRIP TO FRISCO TO SEE AFI AND RANCID, AND IT WAS BETTER AND WORSE THEN COULD BE EXPECTED. BETTER FOR THE BAND, AND WORSE FOR DAVE'S GIRLFRIEND WHO CAME WITH US, MOSTLY ON THE PART OF ME AND MY UNCANNY INSISTENCE ON PLAYING UNO UNTIL TWO IN THE MORNING. THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE TRIP WAS PROBABLY ALL THE THINGS DAVID BROKE, WHICH FOR ONCE TOOK THE SPOTLIGHT OFF OF STEVE BREAKING THINGS. THEN THERE WAS THE FOREIGN GUY WHO LEFT HIS LUGGAGE IN OUR HOTEL ROOM...AND NEVER CAME FOR IT--DAVID WANTED TO TAKE IT. THAT'S THE HONEST THING TO DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAVID WAS HOPING FOR, RARE WOODEN STATUETTES FROM TUNISIA, NO DAVID, ITS FOREIGN UNDERWEAR, STRANGE SHAPED FOREIGN UNDERWEAR
CHANGES TO THE SITE: YOU MIGHT NOTICE THE 
SYMBOLS PLACED AROUND LINKS. I FELT LIKE A JERK FOR LEADING EVERYONE ON ABOUT THE SITE, SO THESE WILL TELL YOU WHAT I'VE UPDATED IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS. I HAVE A NEW FILE MANAGER THAT MAKES IT REAL EASY FOR ME-- AH, NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
OR YOU CAN GO TO FEATURES, THE NEW ONE IS A TREAT, I THINK SO-- IT'S NO FRESVENTURE, BUT IT'S A CLOSE SECOND. I'M WORKING ON A BIZOTICDANCE.COM RIGHT NOW, BASED UPON THE SITE HAMPSTERDANCE.COM, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE A COUPLE WEEKS UNTIL I FINISH IT. UNTIL THEN, ENJOY.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WANT PUBLISHED ON THE BIZOTIC EPILEPTICS WEBSITE, ESPECIALLY ABOUT DAVID'S
LAME INDIAN HAT, PLEASE SEND IT TO:
EYEMSTOOPID@HOTMAIL.COM
